Drag Bingo Made Me Do It T-Shirt

Don’t look at us. How dare yeeewwww. We were merely the catalyst.

This tee is for anyone who woke up with a hangover, a glitter rash, or a story they’re not legally allowed to repeat. The Drag Bingo Made Me Do It t-shirt says everything you need it to – loudly, proudly, and with plausible deniability.

Cut in a classic, structured fit, it holds its shape, keeps its edges sharp, and layers perfectly for streetwear, brunch apologies, and post-bingo damage control. If you know, you know. If you don’t… well, there are witnesses.

The serious bits (unfortunately required):

• 100% cotton

• Heather colours: 50% cotton, 50% polyester

• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170–180 g/m²)

• Open-end yarn

• Tubular fabric

• Taped neck and shoulders

• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem

• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Please note (before you blame us again):

• White may appear slightly off-white rather than bright white

• Natural colourways may include dark speckles – this is normal

Each t-shirt is made especially for you once your order is placed. It takes a little longer to arrive, but producing items on demand helps reduce overproduction – which means fewer regrets for the planet, at least.