Winner of Fuck All T-Shirt (But Still Fabulous.)

For those who left with no prizes, no cash, and absolutely no regrets.

This tee is for the legends who didn’t win the jackpot but still walked out feeling iconic. Loud, honest, and painfully relatable, the Winner of Fuck All t-shirt celebrates the true Drag Bingo UK spirit – chaos, confidence, and turning up regardless.

Cut in a classic, structured fit, it holds its shape, keeps its edges sharp, and works beautifully on its own or layered up for full streetwear energy. Wear it to bingo, brunch, or anywhere you’d like to manage expectations upfront.

The necessary but dull details:

• 100% cotton

• Heather colours: 50% cotton, 50% polyester

• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170–180 g/m²)

• Open-end yarn

• Tubular fabric

• Taped neck and shoulders

• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem

• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Please note (before anyone emails):

• White may appear slightly off-white rather than bright white

• Natural colourways may feature dark speckles – this is expected

Each t-shirt is made especially for you once your order is placed. It takes a little longer to arrive, but producing items on demand helps reduce overproduction – which means you can lose at bingo and still make ethical choices.